May 31, 2012
nevver: — Joseph Heller, Catch-22

nevver:

— Joseph Heller, Catch-22

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Filed under: Perfect book is perfect Catch 22 
May 31, 2012
A day in the life

  • 8:30 Wake up slightly hungover from drinking what may have been my weight in wine
  • 9:30 Bike to work 
  • 9:45 Almost die at the fucking Queensboro bridge
  • 10:00-noon Cry about vacuuming and do some scrubbing that maintenance never got to
  • 2:30 Use my hour break to go to the Bronx and have a conference with a teacher re a student’s conduct
  • 3:30 Go back to work.
  • 7:00 Bike down to SoHo aka flirt with my mortality on 2nd ave
  • 7:30-11 Babysit. Watch Law and Order. Eat my weight in cookies and sushi. Cuddle with dogs.

My subletter is coming in tomorrow aka I have to clean. Despite having eaten every single cookie imaginable (god I love rich people and their invitation for me to eat whatever snacks and cookies they have) I’m now gonna crack open a beer and try to tackle the disaster that is my apartment. But no lie, I’m kinda feeling like superman.

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Filed under: Course I'm never gonna tackle the disaster that is my life NYC Wrenches Biking 
May 29, 2012
fearandwar: GPOY

fearandwar:

GPOY

(Source: thesimpsonswayoflife)

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Filed under: Yep gpoy 
May 29, 2012
slaughterhouse90210: “… There is something revolting about the way girls’ minds so often jump to marriage long before they jump to love. And most of those minds are shut to what marriage really means.”— Dodie Smith, I Capture the Castle

slaughterhouse90210:

“… There is something revolting about the way girls’ minds so often jump to marriage long before they jump to love. And most of those minds are shut to what marriage really means.”
— Dodie Smith, I Capture the Castle

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Filed under: Yes 
May 28, 2012
"What’s the most polite way for me to say ‘I don’t care if I can’t have sex with you anymore but I will be way upset if I lost a friend?’"

— This is my sad, sad life.

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Filed under: Christina fail All the boys 
May 28, 2012
I am too tired to think about why everything is the worst.

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Filed under: Summer 
May 27, 2012

reallyfoxnews:

Posted without comment.

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Filed under: Poor people don't deserve refrigerators Fox news 
May 23, 2012
"Well actually I’m on my way out the door.."

— Me to some energy company reps wearing no makeup, eating an apple, with Law and Order blatantly playing in the background. Whoops.

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Filed under: They just stared at me and the guy was like well okay then enjoy your apple Christina fail NYC Law and Order 
May 22, 2012
Just completed another “circle” of dude failure

What’s sad is that at this point I’m not really that upset/hurt. More embarrassed if anything. Really I’m just like “meh, told you so. Cut your losses and move on.” Maturity!

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Filed under: Cynicism: it works Christina fail 
May 21, 2012
Justice in this country.

inothernews:

  • Set up webcam in your roommate’s dorm in the hopes of catching him in the act of having intimate relations with a man, then telling your friends all about it in a “Eeeew, look, he’s GAY!” manner, leading your roommate to kill himself by jumping off a bridge: sentenced to 30 days in jail.
  • Stalk…

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Filed under: Yep 
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