ALSO, I’M OUT OF VODKA.
I’ve been chronically locked out of my house for the last week because I left my keys in Chicago—inadvertently of course.
My deaf dog is a...
The end approaches
- Anonymous asked:Do you have any heroes?
I used to, but it’s so easy to be disappointed by heroes. You put someone on a pedestal and they’re bound to fall, right?
I try to...